thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: Bad Lip Reading does Twilight, and it’s a better love story than Twilight
w4terpark: a ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know it.
y0u-still-hav3-all-0f-myheart: amy-banner: ourtangledbones: dinuguan: Who raised this kid?! :o I would be lying if I said I didn’t tear up a bit. Incredible. I’m raising my kids on these principles. I’m proud of a kid I don’t even know. P
When you get a birthday card with no money inside,
When you're watching your FAVORITE tv show and...
thefunniestpost: Why are you alive? Hysterical Blog!
Looking at things you wrote or comments you made...
mandarkslab: I wonder how many times Freddy and Daphne fucked while they were “searching for ghost”
That moment when your crush chatted you first.